i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
as daft punk walk onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both ashton kutcher and you’ve all been Daft Punk’d
bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
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omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something
LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD
Please ask your dad where he got the profanity filter at. I am going to do this to everyone’s computer. PLEASE TELL ME
#SOMEONE TELL MISHA
it could play after these two
i’m sure that if the fandom had any money they’d kidnap the supernatural cast and force them to make sitcoms on the set they brought.
I never realized that I need this until I saw this!
And now we can’t unthink it! =/
today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started